Summary/ main points:
Nude modelling & photography exhibitionism pandemics infect, infest & ingest social media & photo book publishing, cockblocking others’ fair share of the hair pie, hogging pooty pooper pecker prick pic power, ratings, sales, territory, traffic, like gangs & mobsters.. Media oligarchs’ subjective moral tastes dick take & dictate who can & can’t do what, while infinite lazy shits show & sell & tweet their twat on twatter, shitter on twitter, like Kim Kardoucheian & Paris Hilton porno promos & Hugh Hefner’s hand brand alexa skank rank.. When they do it, they get respect, rewards, fiscal fecal fartburger ass kissing through agents & p.r firms; whether we do it or not, we get discrimmination, prejudice & bigotry “creepy” or “pervy” stereotype tags ironically best describing them hypocrites.
-0:00 intro, entering book store: -once I step foot in here I’m not leaving, I’ll be in the photography section for ages.. graphic novels & photography section..
-0:07 [taken aback by Olivier Zahm “Oz Diary” sexually explicit nudity photo book]: -there’s tits, nudity in here! tits & asses.. it’s all right for you to do it of course..
Olivier Zahm’s NON age restricted nude sex site “purple.fr” top google search shows recent Art Basel Miami Mondrian hotel room nudes; if we do it, there’s hell to pay; when he does it, it’s okay foreplay pay lay.
↑ “fashion” front pay n’ lay nudes get highest alexa skank ranks, outranking top billion view youtubers & us idiots cheated by unfair censorship.
-0:12 how come these assholes get to do all this nudity shit & they throw some famous people in.. look, it’s full of split beavers, tits & ass.. he’s put famous people with [soft] porn.. look, 0:22 what the hell is that?! [supposed “artistic” (when they do it it’s “artistic”, when we do it it’s not) image of some lucky bastard sucking a floppy tit & fingering a hairy stanky snatch lol].. if we do it, we get trouble, marginalized, even if we don’t do it we get fuck all.. these guys get everything, publishing deals, get put in bookstores.. oh, coz theyre monopolizers, yeah.. open legs, split beavers, asses, tits.. bushes, oh you can’t see the labia, that makes it okay does it.. who the fuck would buy this anyway, its no good for jerkin off, no good for [anything].. bitch puh-lease! What the hell is this shit, they get it all, we get fuck all.
-1:00 Ugh! these are lame, aren’t they.. they’re all lame.. I just dread picking them up because I know it’s all disappointing.. its just shit.. what the hell is this.. oh look, a rocking chair and a bunch of people posing. No story, no color, no nothing.. you’d think it was 100 years ago or something.. 1900s, the gutenberg press.. look.. a bunch of black & white posers. Nudity again.. tits & ass again! What the hell man! I’m not complaining, I like it.. but you know it’s like you get to do it, we don’t.. without consent either, I’m sure they didn’t sign releases, these people.. but it’s [not!] okay, they’re dead now right?! you gotta wait till they die, 30 years statute of limitations, whatever, they’re not recognizeable any more, just publish & try to make money off of them.. [cynicism] what the hell is this, Carlo Mollino “Polaroids”.. see? how come he gets to do it.. oh, he did it tastefully.. no, that’s coz they’re hiding the more [explicit stuff].. 1:52 look, how tasteful is that.. split beaver dude! how tasteful is that?! if that’s tasteful, I’ll be tasteful too! I bet they found the hard ones in his collection & they’re like “no no, don’t publish that one, just keep that one for your own jerkoff.. it’s too much”.. well, you fail then, you shoulda gone all the way.. Look already, “Private life of a high flying fashion cat”.. [Karl Ch-anal Lagerfeld in his eternal black outfit].. change your wardrobe man, black?! you’ve been wearing a black suit for the past 100 years.. again?! He’s got his dick out! Coplans John.. ugh.. [book pages crunch] how many trees did you cut down to make this thing.. again! tits & ass, Kopitz Rudolf.. he knew how to have fun compared to the rest of us.. he’s got his dick out! Saudek Jan! how come they get to do it & not us? They get to do it all, we get to do fuck all.. Rizzoli.. that’s the one that’s publishing Kardoucheian’s selfish selfies.. [For real Pharrel: places & spaces I’ve been].. it’s all about you isn’t it.. oh yea, coz you get sued if its about anyone else..
-2:48 [talking with attractive young lady with dark long thick curly hair]
-I heard he’s the highest paid artist.. [jeff koons]
-Sorry I thought you trying to get to something over here.. he had an exhibition at the.. uh.. I went..
-you’re an artist?
-I go to fashion school though so they’re sort of intertwined
-r u Italian?
-i’m mostly European
-polish Russian Argentinian Lithuanian
-wow that’s a lot
-I live in London right now I live in Europe, i’m half greek
-okay i’ve been to London once actually its very beautiful
-hahah yea yea the first impression & couple years
-3:40 I’m a blogger so.. (ussie)
-trying to see if they have any Banksy books, there was a new book that came out but they said they don’t have it
-oh that guy.. the film wasn’t that great, did you see it? it’s on youtube for free..
-really? oh i’ll have to check it out now lol
-yea i’m doing a documentary myself, i’m doing a daily blog thing, yea, iv’e been on youtube for a while but they ripped me off.. stole all my work so.. now i’m..
-unfortunately I’ve heard of that before..
-yea but 10,000 videos they took of mine..
-on 1 account, they closed 1 account, they removed the page numbers so you cant see anything
-yea that it even existed
-yea there’s a thousand limit.. with that stupid “load more” button they put there.. so
-just when I decided to get off the computer I took the marketing thing at B&H, the lecture, & she was like go to facebook”.. back to the drawing board/ bored lol..
-okay well, enjoy the rest of your night it was lovely talking to you
-yea see you around thanks alot yea..
-4:47 [“art & photography” sign word play joke]: art & pornography.. a-yaaa.. oh photography, same thing lol
-4:52 rizzoli.. [Lanvin- french $200 million/year fashion house] god how much shit do they put out?! It is shit too look look look.. again, tits & ass! Oh dummies.. yea.. well, par for the course.. oh my god, who the fuck would buy this.. why would you clutter your life & physical living space with this?! Just doesn’t make sense.. what is this, fashion? What fashion?!
-5:19 God they’re so boring these books, no photos, no photo books.. look, 10 pictures in like 1000 pages..
-5:29 [people asleep in browsing section] lol
-Rizzzoli again?! Again Rizzoli putting out nudes! Flamenco.. cover your cock.. bet it’s not covered inside huh..
-5:38 [Peter Beard overweight (feels like 40 lbs) nude safari book] -Holy shit, oh my god, Taschen.. how come they put this guy, again tits & ass! Δεν εισαι καλα ρε, δεν ειστε καθολου καλα μαλακες.. [greek english translation: you’re not well, you’re not at all well you jerkoffs/ wankers” lol..] It’s all tits & ass! the nerve, putting that garbage out & not letting us do it.. it’s too heavy to even f-ckin.. who wants to buy a book they can’t even lift.. its all full of shit too. Come on!.. You cannot be serious Peter.. or Taschen.. Taschen didn’t fuckin even answer me.. pretty lousy.. the emperor has no clothes & we’re all going “woow! nice clothes!”..
↑ Peter Beard’s Taschen titty tail tale train wreck MEϟ⚡ of no captions, color, or continuity
-6:13 [Nobuyoshi Araki, most prolific published photographer] Look, they got this too here! that’s full of nudes, you can’t frikkin show that.. see? he is here, it’s good this one’s not sealed.. He keeps putting out the same old pictures every time.. women tied up in bondage, muffs showing, tits out, ass.. see? [split beavers] oh yea it’s okay for Araki to do that.. as soon as we do it though, noooo.. even if we don’t do it, nooo.. won’t publish.. whether we do it or not, we’re fucked. but he can do this [split asshole].. yea.. fine Araki.. [you do that, good 4 u, that’s good araki..] without releases too, there’s no way he got like millions of releases. he just waits 30 years till they’re unrecognizeable, that’s the dirty tricks.. [or too old to sue lol.. the ammount of secret legal loopholes publishers don’t want you to know so they can keep peddling smut in the name of “art”]
↑ tits & ass porn king top japanese photographer Nobu Araki admits “life is dreary as hell without porn” as publishers sneakily mix his with less explicit “artistic” shots into another frikkin mess:
↑ Looks like ol’ Nobu’s too busy to caption, translate or organize photos chronologically.. except explicit ones.. don’t mind “working” one those do ya lol.. such hard “work” he needs a dildo.. shouldn’t the ass be pointed towards it lol
-7:02 [pin-up nudes] more nudes! Schiffer [“chewing gun & chocolate”] more tits! more look! just dim the lights to pretend we’re subdued.. boring too, no captions, too lazy to write captions, that’s what it is. cause they know it’s gonna take a frikkin lifetime.
-Gotta take my coat off, Starting to sweat, it’s all the pussy, tits & ass.. [heavy breathing lol -end].
youtube overpromotes nude modelling freeloaders violating unfairly implemented community guidelines, posting provocative nude vids & thumbnails to steal traffic from those less fortunate lied, cheated & robbed by unfair censorship.
⇡ Youtube endorses & rewards infinite “indecent public exposure” nude exhibitionism photographers like Matt Granger with 43 million views & 283,000 subs for [unlawful] public nude photography in Laos while ruining the rest of us for not doing it. According to U.S government websites, communist Laos forbids foreigners even socializing with locals, let alone photographing & profiteering from public nudity.
-Be “artsy [fartsy] not porny”.- vimeo