Welcome to chronological archives, diaries & memoirs gradually posted & updated supplementingyoutube.com/geogodley, youtube.com/georgegodley, VIDEOBLOGGER.COMworld record lifelog series/ documentary feature/ photographic memoirs, Million Photo Memoir, etc. Disclaimer/ “terms & conditions”: All rights reserved. Sincere factual personal thoughts & feelings subject to [not] change without notitce. Documentary social commentary constructive crtiticism & occasional satire not always to be taken tooo seriously. Apologies for errors &/or omissions. By entering, viewing or having anything to do with this s[h]ite or Geo(rge) Godley in any way, you agree to hereby release, absolve, indemnify, hold harmless & never sue Geo(rge)Godley &/or assigns. Just like everyone else’s “terms & conditions”.. if u view, u no sue. PARENTAL ADVISÖRY: Intended for broad minded mature audiences, not minors, bigots, or hypocrites. Thank you for supporting free speech & expression less explicit than PG/R hollywood movies & HBO/ Cable TV.. Libelous defamatory hater trolls negatively manipulating info, ratings & search results & any conflict or discrimination against this historic,lo♥ing,pe☮cefulworld recordblog & vlog is part of the story as fair usefor thegreater good.
↑ Ambassador & Mrs Godley, Geo & bro at the Embassy residence in the Far East. A dedication to my folks, for everything.. positive and negative.. Dad said we were on different wavelengths but always wished me well to “get the show on the road”.. I was brought up under a strict tyranny of fear, terror & everything forbidden; one moment they were nice, next short tempered, violent & abusive over the slightest nonsense with cruel unusual punishments, especially for ‘talking back’ communication. Retirement & a heavy smoking & alcohol related throat cancer laryngectomy made him a nonstop obsessive-compulsive, tree cutting, weeding ‘work’aholic taking it out on us through forced hard manual child lab☹r on the farm all day, most days including weekends, most vacations, 5 months a year, age 10 to 20.
↑ ∞ Infinite chainsawed, axe split, stacked heavy wood in freezing snow, me, right, age 15, 6′, 155 lbs.; dad, wrong, 60+, 6’2″, 245 lbs. menacing frame & volatile temper masked by posed, staged smiles. If you complained, he’d get angry & might throw one, beat, belt, kick, cut off your allowance or disinherit you.. silence is golden.. Moron ‘about’ page F.A.Q. A decade later, the result: before & after ↕L㋡L
After several jobs (see ‘about’ F.A.Q),found solace inart,music, & video,recording mom’s verbal abuse in original song“up the creek without a paddle” sheunwittingly co-wrote & performed lead vocals on lol:
Was supposed to be a square conservative businessman.. 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. This was the overpriced, mouse infestedSt. Martin’s Lane London 2 bedroom ‘luxury’ apartment next to the 5 star Ian Schrager (Mondrian/ Sky Bar/ Delano) St. Martins Lane hotel, chronically ill from season affective disorder lack of natural light, carbon monoxide boiler flue & electric substation while recording & editing my channel 4 U.K t.v documentary series & soundtrack.
Youtube breach, wrongful termination & THEFT of10,000 subscriberyoutube.com/geogodley &hiding 10,000 of 13,000 youtube.com/georgegodley videos & metadata Fullscreen contract accounts was the last straw of years of nonprofit work,financial investment & trust.Moron ‘about’ page..
main point: -vlog.com appraisal valuations contradict each other: godaddy $1k, estibot & valuation $122k-with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots. Spot the liars!
vlog.com appraisals: aug 2016: -http://valuatorpro.com/vlog.com $10 only! oh dear! stay clear! -godaddy.com- most reputable w/ agnostic irresponsible disclaimers saying they don’t know shit.. thanks for nothin’: $1k
-https://www.freevaluator.com $1k -http://appraiseanydomain.com/vlog.com.html $1k
http://www.statchest.com/vlog.com.html $1k [site, not domain?]
-http://www.siteprice.org/website-worth/vlog.com $3k
-http://domainindex.com/domains/vlog.com $14k
-http://www.estibot.com $122k [with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots]
-https://www.valuate.com $122k [with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots]
-sedo.com- wants $100 per appraisal valuation.. later ahole.. i think we’re done here
by comparison, disney’s cybersquat dud non site domain video.com scores $37k godaddy & $1 million on other exagerrated hype shites..
http://vlog.com.hypestat.com daily traffic: 100. vlog receives about 90 unique visitors and 108 (1.20 per visitor) page views per day which should earn about $0.72/day from advertising revenue. Estimated site value is $462.64. According to Alexa Traffic Rank vlog.com is ranked number 3,181,176 in the world and 1.8E-5% of global Internet users visit it. Site is hosted in Houston, TX, 77002, Germany and links to network IP address 185.53.177.7.
The figures don’t add up. Alarm bells & red flags, 50k looks exorbitantly overpriced, not including development, operational costs, marketing, promotion.. quarter million out the ass never to be seen again.. dotcom bubble burst
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Okay now i feel bad and was gonna private this post till the alexa rank shot up: 2,363,833, from 2,9m, up 6,038,883. Not worth ruining relations though, Reminder: DON’T unecessarily escalate & worsen conflicts, DO solve them diplomatically. To quote 2013 lady friend Anna S, “you make it impossible for them to help you even if they wanted to!”
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transcript: -Geo: Vlodymyr [Ukranian statue engraving].. russian thing huh -Zoey: heheh greek actually -G: oh it is? are you getting your passport? -Z: i am [giggle] -G: i just had mine -Z: oh really? -G: they said they don’t allow passport photos with stuff [jewelry] in the nose -Z:i got some more, i’ll be fine.. a bit discriminatory huh -G: u australian? -Z:no, i grew up in London, i left Greece when i was 6 -G: u left Greece at 6.. -Z: how bout you? -G: Greek american.. -Z: yea i spent about an hour waiting for an appointment on the phone, -G: hey did you have to book online for an appointment? -Z: i still have to ask them some questions so thought i’d just come by [1 min] -G: oh, now theyr’e gonna tell you to go online & book an appointment, & it’s difficult too, the next one’s 2 months from now, u gotta keep.. i had to stay on computer really long, like weeks, but if you recycle the page eventually they come up.. -Z: that’s greek bureacracy for you.. -G:yea.. what do you do here. study? -Z:no i’m staying with my brother for a bit, i have an interview for my post grad tomorrow, i live in Brighton.. what about you.. -G: Brighton, right.. ever swim down there? -Z:swim.. god it’s disgusting down there, no, you don’t want to swim down there.. so what’s your story.. -G:Uh.. ah.. greek american, i live here, i was studying here, i stayed, i do music & video, i was on youtube for a few years, they ripped me off, now i’m working on a movie, a series.. -Z: wait a minute.. -G:you’ve seen me.. -Z:what’s your youtube name? -G:Geo.. Godley -Z: yea I know you, i know you, thats’ so funny! yea i got my greek news from you for a bit -G:really? yea they closed one of my accounts, i had episodes of Glyfada & stuff -Z: i think you’ve done some travelvlogs or something -G:yea that’s it.. they closed that account you know, but i have another account with thousands of videos unedited.. that i was uploading in a year.. -Z: that’s so funny, i thought i recognized you.. -G:that’s cool, yeah! -Z:are you still doing that -G:yea, but offline, i’m not putting them on youtube anymore, i’m just.. [selfie/ ussie] -Z: haha that is a tiny tiny camera by the way -G:i have a big one here but i tend to use this one more coz it’s just handier.. gopro -Z: i’ve got my nikon F3 in my bag, its too heavy to ever take out.. -G:what’s your name? -Z: Zoey.. -G:George.. Geo -Z:So how come you’re not youtube-ing -G:No they ripped me off, it doesn’t pay well, they gave me a lot of problems, i blogged about it on my website just criticising them & they renewed my contract through a network but i figured 13,000 videos is enough for now.. -Z: God, is that what you’ve got.. haha -G:so i’m takin a lil break.. i’m workin on a movie -Z: yea? what kind -G:just digitizing all my footage & seeing if there’s a.. i know there’s a series there, i don’t know if T.V ‘ll take it, but i’m just working, trying to see what to do with it, digitizing all my stuff from tape, it’s a real pain, it’s taking.. -Z: i would just put them out on some cheap domain web servers or something -G:yea, i wanna make a film & see if the film festivals’ll go for it or not, try that first, fillm, t.v, then internet, hit the road, might try some comedy.. here you are.. nice to meet you.. it’s actually over there.. -Z: are you heading there now or.. -G: no i’m going back -Z: well it was nice to meet you [hand shake], um, can i.. -G: yea, all right.. i’ll gove you my card -Z: yea, email or something [foot point] hahah -G: the sandals.. -Z:thanks, absolutely busted, i spent too much money on these, -G: are they here? or greek? -Z:they’re from here, [gaiga?] -G: omnia mutantur nihil interit [everything changes, nothing perishes- Ovid Metamorphoses] -Z:ovid quote.. spent 2 days in Portugal in these sandals & they got absolutely ruined -G: Madeira? Algarve.. -Z: no, didn’t want to go to the touristy bits.. my last boyfriend was portuguese so we went to see his brother in Estoril, which was really nice but way up in the mountains & it was so cold, & then we spent some time in [Senta? Central?] which was very nice -G: oh ok, i don’t know it, yea.. [5:30} -Z: didn’t really like Lisbon too much -G:is it on the beach, Lisbon? maybe like a 1 hour drive -Z:yea.. not too far, kind of industrialized..[] -G: like Athens & Glyfada -Z:it was lovely to meet you -G: [hand kiss] hey can i have your something or the other -Z: yea..i don’t have cards or anything i’m a professional dancer -G: dancer? are you? where -Z:all over the place, i do belly dance -G: belly, [not ballet] -Z: i quit ballet long ago [writes email] i have terrible handwriting, so can you read that.. -G: phone number just in case -Z: that’s so weird, first youtuber i actually liked who i’ve met in person -G: oh i’m glad because i get alot of criticism too because i was putting up flirts on the street talking to people, i call them flirts, & people got jealous & i got alot of haters [laugh] from reddit.. -Z:haters from reddit, that’s a surprize.. no i was really worried when pewdiepie moved into my town, i was like i don’t want to meet him, i’d probably slap him.. -G: he’s huge.. -Z: i have no idea why.. he’s horrible, lowest common denominator stuff.. -G: yea but i don’t mind.. i mean i’ll talk to him.. -Z: haha ok see you around -G:o.k, see ya
production notes[quasi cryptic cypher code]:
-4k → hd720p
-discontinued stereo lav mic repair fail, mono sux
-uncompressed audio +3db fcpx distortion?
-facebush twatter auto post 3rd party host vimeo links no thumbnail, & no website
-vimeo view counter fail esp. mozilla firefox
-avoid floppy putty thingy magiggy
I’m not gay, despite unwittingly being briefly blown in a drunk 3some & while asleep. My trained ‘rect’ rain check’s the odd tongue tickle or digit redo. So when London Gay Pride 2016 shut the town down to paint it brown, I felt like a minority, bemoaning an unmixed crowd, but [←lol] grateful to be welcome & pleased biy [←lol] the positive energy & camera friendliness. Missing Vid con for aforementioned reasons, it’s nice to be invited to a million people party in your own back [←lol] yard.. the 3rd largest 1 dgay London event after new years Adam & Steve & marathon. Ironically, 50 years ago it was illegal to be gay in the U.K, & still is today in 70+ countries.
. conclusions/ tech notes:
-stereo lav mic broke again, only 1 channel working. tested others & always problems, try new mics, cameras
-media/ radio awareness, steve allen LBC, bbc, resonance, etc
-plan, prepare, calendar, who, why, what, where, wear, when..
-if u do it, make the most of it & enjoy it.. i was neither here nor there, preoccupied & dazed mind elsewhere.. with rough hair lol
-“Bvlog in progress, please check back later” removed from top of page when necessary
English transcript:
Jules: Hi!
Geo: Hi!
J: have you been to Soho theatre before?
G: yes, & i live in the area.
J: oh do you!
G: & I wanted to know how.. how do.. is there an open mic thing.. or anything like..
J: not so much an open mic thing, but there’s something we do called the comedy project, & they do short stints of things, so check them out.. if you’r ever out doing shows, if you invite us to see stuff, that’s how we engage with like new artists, so if you’ve ever got a show on or you’re involved in some capacity let me know, my name’s Jules, that’s my email address..
G: J.. J.. Jules..ok
J: We’ve got a big artistic team that go out & see shows all the time so..
G: where do i get my gigs
J: there are loads of.. there’s a place called Angel comedy in Angel, there are loads of open mic places in London, My speciality is playwriting, we dont have any of our comedy guys here today but there are plenty of places around London where you can give it a go.. we also have a playwriting competition every other year, which is completely open to people & a lot of comedy writers write a play for that as well, & the winning prize is a cash prize & a full production on our main stage directed by our artistic director, really big opportunity.
G: I was more interested in the standup comedy thing
J: It’s tricky because at the point people come to us, generally, they’re quite well known, so.. we go up to Edingburgh Fringe, meet new comedians up there, we go to Camden fringe alot so thats coming up this summer, ..
All copies of this autobiographic non fiction photo comic SOLD OUT in legendary comic book store /shop Comix Experience, San Fransisco, California.Publishers, distributors, retailers/ media professionals & pre-orders please contact geotvstar@yahoo.com.
Historic,witty,dramaticsexyfunphotographic diary video blog in Russia’s most happening hot spot!Geo & friend/ wingman Haik socialize, flirt & date beautiful friendly women among other mis/adventures! Photocomic/ graphic memoir/ social commentary travelogue. Over 320 captioned vidcap photos, 57 page, 1st edition E-BOOK PDF. Photographic memoir series. FREE 25 PAGE VERSION. FULL VERSION ONLY $3 at geogodley.com Many more adventures, episodes & travels! improved new editions w/ comedy,drama,conflcits,concise, emotive, informative narration,authentic conversation transcripts,hi res photography & no repetitive shots from world record, earliest, longest running & most prolific video blog(ger) Geo Godley! 10 oct
what they’re saying aboutSOCHIRUSSIA BLACK SEARES㋡R☂ & Geo Godley art:
-“I think it’s the future” – Bill Griffiths, Zippy the Pinhead, Alternative Press Expo -“we’ll stock more copies but don’t come wired to video me again, who does that?! -B., C.E -“No fumetti but maybe adult cartoons“- (publisher/ distributor name temporarily withheld not to jinx it)
A tribute to my folks for making it all possible- even if they wish they hadn’t! Dad’s diplomatic foreign service career photo archives coming soon. Mom, Dad & Bob Hope in Laos. Dad spoke very highly of him; mom was less impressed, disparaging him for being an entertainer, which she considered low class and unacceptable, masked by her phony smile is in this picture. In my case there were no such theatrics; it was the chorus I would hear till she cut me off & disinherited me. Reasons: her mother didn’t allow her to be an artist/ entertainer either & her father disinherited her. (indirectly: left it all to granyaya who gambled it away). Note the sexist dress code: men wear coats, ties, trousers, women wear sleeveless half nude tops & panties (sometimes lol).
Dad getting sworn in as American Ambassador to Laos by Savang Vatthana, last King of Laos who was deposed by the Pathet(ic) Lao communists.
Dad in the Congo with Moise Tshombe (2nd left), president Joseph Kasavubu (center), & prime minister Patrice Lumumba (2nd right) before Tshombe & U.S/ Belgian authorities killed him, misinterpreting his anti-colonialism & neutrality as communism.
Dad with totalitarian dictator, ‘alleged’ mass murderer, $5 billion USD embezzler, “president” Mobutu Sésé Seko Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga. (Self appointed title meaning “the fearless warrior who goes from quest to conquest spreading fire in his wake”). Talk about choosing the right friends or career. Source: wikipedia
Mom looking better than ever except for the fur coat with her first husband CARE humanitarian organisation official Melvin Johnson (far right) who she married age 17 to escape her mother who “never cared about her [till it was too late] and lost her fortune gambling [with Frangistas]” (mrs Venizelos quote). Mom said they divorced because she “got bored with him”.
Left to right: Chainsmokers ‘Uncle’ George Deas, who laughed like this: “kihkihkih!”, Mrs. Lefki, dad, granny ‘Yaya’, Mr. Lyberopoulos, anesthesiologist ‘Aunt’ Sonia Dea -emotional tampon & paid confidante mom (far right) telephoned & dumped on in any ‘crisis’ instead of a psychotherapist. A couple decades later she was still invovling her in unecessary self induced problems, phonetapped for evidence of dad’s extramarital aspirations. Tape recorded transcripts:
-This little bum [Geo] runs after every skirt & is lying to us. He says he’s getting £10,000 but they’d never pay him for anything, he has no talent & doesn’t know music! All my life i supported my husband & this little bum having a good time with his money, it’s eating me up alive!
‘Aunt’ Sonia’s reply: “tell [Geo] he doesn’t step foot in the apartment again”. (Sonia & her son later inherited it).
Dad on mom’s money ocd: money’s everything to her because she never had it. [People] aren’t about money, but upbringing.
Mom telling the estate agent to lie & tell dad she can’t sell the other apartment:
-The Ambassador is selling our other apartment [because “the american embassy associated agency renting it are crooks”]. He knows that bothers me & does it on purpose like we’re starving or something. I won’t sell it no matter what, he can’t sell it without my signature. Half of whatever’s his is mine. [no prenup]. At some point i’ll all but hit him on the head for this. Tell him you can’t sell it becasue it’s the worst time to sell anything now.”
2 weeks after this recording, Kostas Karkanidas, 75, [seen right], passed away while sipping his daily morning tea at his regular Voula cafe. Since his wife died 4 years ago he wouldn’t even do that, used to her doing everything. He was a permanent landmark on Glyfada’s beach bench & in his car after the winter sunset because “ehei ygrasia” (it’s humid) where he’d honk the horn & flash the lights to say hi & invite you in to warm up. He always offered chewing gum: [re [hey], [insert your name here with “aki” [‘Lil] or “ara” [big] nickname suffix] thes tsihla? Na, pare tsihla!], stale koulouris, pasatempi (pumpkin/ sunflower seeds) & dry figs. He had a heart condition & allegedly stopped medication when he felt better. Though his family was in the U.S, he had relatives nearby. R.i.p Kostaki Kostara, thank you for the niceness, laughs, footage & wisdom. Memorable quotes: “Horis ti mana sou then tha ypirhes” [without your mom you wouldn’t exist]”. “O gaidaros exei ena kreataki [the donkey has a piece of meat]”. “Ein oloi ligourides [they’re all bums]” From Geo Godley world record video diary: Glyfada Greece travelogue 2015.
Greek- English transcript translation: [Adult humor/ “strong language” as they call profanity]
tsihla? (chewing gum?)
pare tsihla (take a gum)
0:05 m’aresoun aftes I kanela (I like these cinnamon)
pare (take)
I kokines e? (the red ones, eh?)
Nai I kanela, cinnamon.. (yes, the cinnamon)
0:10 Pare ki alli (take another)
Thank you, ftanei (enough)
Niko? Pare mia (Niko, take one)
Then thelo (I don’t want)
Mia yia tin glossa (1 for the tongue)
Min tin massas re (don’t chew it, man)
Then boro re asse ponan ta thontia mou (I can’t, leave it, my teeth hurt)
0:18 Tsihla then massas, to allo yiati to massas (you don’t chew gum, why do you chew the other thing)
Pio (which?)
To allo to mantzouni (the other potion..)
Mantsouni? Re karioli.. (mofo)
Pou to thimithikame to mantsouni.. 0:29 pio legame mantsouni re niko tote? (how d we remember the potion.. what did we call it back then?)
Eithes, then xereis (see, you don’t know)
To glyfitzouri re (lollipop, yo)
0:34 Eitan san to kavli mou pou se gamouse, etsi itan akrivos (it was like my boner that f*ed you, that’s how it was) [gay joke]
Nai nai nai.. akrivos etsi itan? (yea.. that’s how it was?)
Etsi itan akrivos (exactly how it was)
Malista. (ironic ultra polite “yes” in contrast to profanity.)
Poios thinei lefta (who gives money.. [from edited conversation])
[knock on car door]
0:43 poios einai? O Yannis? (who is it, Yannis?)
O Andreas
Exo re ti kanete san ta pontikia exo mesa (out! What are you doing inside like mice)
Re andrea pou eisai re gamoto feleki sou (hey Andre where are you f*ck your head/ horn)
Vre ta vromoskyla exo re (out with the filthy dogs!)
Exo vromoskyla exo
Sas ehei valei tin kamera kai sas grafei o allos re (he’s put the camera & is recording you that other guy)
Nai ehei vgalei kai tin psoli tou exo o Nikos re.. (yea, Nikos has taken his cock out..)
Governments kill people but don’t show your Michelangelo Davedick like Lennon did..
-Fullscreen says it allegedly resumes 13,000 video youtube/georgegodley payments but still, NOTHING since 2014. 2 emails:oct 2015 (unseen till now) said there wasn’t enough & would pay later, & wed 30 dec 2015 said “a threshold was crossed & payment would be made in a few days”, which has yet to happen as of fri 29 jan 2016..
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