Welcome to chronological archives & memoirs gradually posted & updated complimenting youtube.com/geogodley, Players Guide/ Vlogger documentary features, Million Photo Memoir, etc.
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Ambassador & Mrs Godley, Geo & bro at the Embassy residence in the Far East. This site is dedicated with love & respect to my parents, to whom I owe almost everything.. positive and negative.. Dad said we were on different wavelengths but always wished me well to “get the show on the road”.. the info superhighway.. I was brought up under a strict tyranny of fear & terror: one moment they were nice, next short tempered, violent & abusive over the slightest nonsense. A couple decades of forced child labor later, the result:
I was supposed to be a square conservative businessman.. what went wrong.. or right.. 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. This was my overpriced, mouse infested St. Martin’s Lane London 2 bedroom apartment next to the luxury Ian Shrager (Mondrian/ Sky Bar/ Delano) St. Martins Lane hotel, getting chronically ill from lack of natural daylight, carbon monoxide boiler flue in my window, & electric substation downstairs. They don’t teach you that at harvard business school..
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A tribute to my folksfor making it all possible- even if they wish they hadn’t! Dad’s diplomatic foreign service career slideshows coming soon.
Left to right: Chainsmokers ‘Uncle’ George Deas, who laughed like this: “kihkihkih!”, Mrs. Lefki, dad, granny ‘Yaya’, Mr. Lyberopoulos, anesthesiologist ‘Aunt’ Sonia Dea -emotional tampon & paid confidante mom (far right) telephoned & dumped on in any ‘crisis’ instead of a psychotherapist. A couple decades later she was still invovling her in unecessary self induced problems, phonetapped for evidence of dad’s extramarital aspirations. Tape recorded transcripts: -This little bum [Geo] runs after every skirt & is lying to us. He says he’s getting £10,000 but they’d never pay him for anything, he has no talent & doesn’t know music! All my life i supported my husband & this little bum having a good time with his money,it’s eating me up alive! Dad on mom’s money ocd: money’s everything to her because she never had it. [People] aren’t about money, but upbringing. Mom telling the estate agent to lie & tell dad she can’t sell the other apartment: So i drive up to San Fransisco after yet another lost summer on the computer editing L.A. vidcon episodes, networking etc. When the XFACTOR USA TV performance was in the news & hit over a million youtube views i asked around for agents & publicists to get on a talk show or something. Youtube vid “HOLLYWO☹D FAIL: TALENT AGENCIES PHONE VLOG, CAA, WME, PETER WEISS DEFINETHELAW, sept 2011“ shows what a pain in the ass that was.. I ended up in Sky bar finding out promoter Mac Africa’s still around.. met her years ago.. bet she or other such people could connect me w/ someone.. if i could just find them.. with such a short notice trip i couldnt find my contact numbers.. anyway since it didnt look like much was gonna happen i collab with Peter Definethelaw Weiss “Magneato dude i want my foood” to improve my vlogging skills. His candid camera technique is described in previous blog post. I’m hoping it’ll be worthwhile and started a new channel with multiple daily vlogs http://www.youtube.com/user/georgegodley after the burn out from 100 hour editing marathon 12 minute episodes.. thought daily uncut sponatneous style would be quicker.. NOT.. days go by like nothing & again computer slavery.. sometimes i wonder if its worthwhile given the impossibility of success. It seems no matter what you do you are doomed to fail, cockblocked as ever by elitist 3rd parties who promote a handful of monopolizers. Gotta keep trying. Damn viewcount never changes no matter what. It can’t be because of “family friendly” censorship given the sexually explicit promoted youtubers shane, timmygateau, phillyd, makemebad, kassem.. if they arent emasculated & sterile why should we be. I like how Shay doesnt dare link KassemG’s youtube porno interview series and instead links his other channel in his “other channels box”.. for obvious reasons.. Anyway more gossip in the future. Priorities first. Health being one of them. & that means a change in lifestyle. What next.. stay pooned folks.. for now i give you.. EXHIBITIONIST REMOVES GSTRING IN PUBLIC MARKET STREET SAN FRANSISCO SUN 6 NOV 2011 GEOGODLEY if only wordpress would work with this tiny 200mb 720hd video..
..or even shittier quality reconverted 200mb 720.mov to 20mb 720.mp4: Geo Godley ☺n ITUNES Click here At the begining of the Xfactor live audition i’m off key because i couldn’t hear the music & sang an octave too high. The ITUNES version is in perfect pitch with no autotune processing. Note how they mispelled my name & refused to correct it.. why would they want t☹ limit my online searchability & audience? nice try chaps!
Sunday 2 October 2011. DIY PROFESSIONAL CREEPY VIDEO courtesy youtube.com/definethelaw
THE LAST HONEST POLITE CREEP ON EARTH courtesy youtube.com/definethelaw
TARGET the LIARS – PICK ON THE RETARD courtesy youtube.com/definethelaw DEFINEtheLAW message t☺ his fans: Within 2 hours of uploading, I get a notification that the video has been FLAGGED and has also been removed. And since this was my so called 3rd Video being Flagged and removed, the TOS “TERMS OF SERVICE” states an account can be terminated. Can someone explain why this video would be considered a COMMUNITY VIOLATION. “Remember this was filmed in the streets of San Francisco, not in a dressing room” and nor was she even a HOOKER.  Hyatt Regency Century Plaza, Los Angeles U.S.A. 2nd annual Video convention. I meet hank green &.. sxephil defranco seems nice but the result is disappointing. everyone’s hugging, and/or kissing his ass for friendship, collaboration, business.. big bag of fail. acquaintance is the next best thing but seems such a counterprodutive waste of time.. travel across the world for nothing again?
 Lions Club 5th of july parade was bigger than any 4th of july event.. thought these were native americans but they’re Taiwanese.. so that’s where those pow wow costumes come from. everyone’s effing around showing off, partying, laughing, dancing & loving life without a care in the world.. in stark contrast, homeless in seattle.. with someone on the way.. i always give them a few bucks when taking their picture. looking at her now i guess everyone needs company and if we were humanitarian we’d hang out with her a bit.. unfortunately the social stigma of homelessness makes subhuman pariahs out of people. we could offer at least a shower.. but there’s crackhead shelters for that..
 Mount Ranier, Seattle, Washington Workin out & stretching in the Westin Hotel gym trying to get back in shape for the audition..
 British Airways 747 jumbo jet, near the north pole, ~40,000 feet.. on my way to a TV audition but some sneaky confidentiality clause in the release signed at a later date prohibits me from EVER mentioning it without their permission?!?! deceptive because they dont tell you- he just said “oh it’s just a release” ..next time read it all & cross out whatever you don’t want, it should be negotiable.. they should appreciate the free publicity by letting us mention it and can’t expect a gag order on your life.. can’t be tooo unreasonable ..censorship is fast becoming my top blog theme. You’re never allowed to say anything.. no free speech
 the entire 10 hour flight 3pm to midnight (4pm Seattle time) almost all windows were covered. Good to get some sun the couple days before.. I’m cautiously optimistic but have a premonition there’s always a negative side to everything and don’t want to jinx it by counting chickens before they hatch.. curb your enthusiasm
Dear Geogodley, We would like to inform you about your uploaded footage on youtube. A small 5 second part of your uploaded footage will be used in a digital adidas campaign, for adidas International Marketing BV, Amsterdam. This digital campaign will run from September 2011 until March 2012 on adidas.com/ucltickets and links to social media. We have tried to contact you without getting a response. In case you are the original owner of the used 5 seconds of footage and/or you think you have specific rights to this 5 second clip, please contact: adidas@tbwa.nl Kind regards, TBWA\BEC Research Team Dear TBWA/bec team, i did NOT give you my permission to use my ©opyrighted videos in your advertising campaign. You did NOT offer adequate compensation or credit and no deal was made. Please DO NOT ILLEGALLY USE MY MATERIAL or there will be legal reprecussions & media reports on your illegal activity. Either offer me proper compensation & credit which i will consider but don’t guarantee accepting or DO NOT BREAK THE DMCA LAW. copies of this email will be sent to my attorneys. sincerely geogodley. [this is the compensation multibillion dollar corporation adidas offered! can you believe it?!?!? The company revenue for 2009 was listed at €10.38 billion and the 2008 figure at €10.80 billion.- wikipedia] COMPENSATION: If you agree on terms and conditions and we finally select your footage to be part of the librabry, we can offer one official Adidas product [!?!?!?] for the use of +/-5 seconds of your footage. You can choose this adidas product from the ADIDAS_ PRODUCT_LIST which is attached to this mail. For this we need your permission stated and signed on an ADIDAS_RIGHTS_RELEASE_FORM. We will provide this ADIDAS_RIGHTS_RELEASE_FORM together with the ADIDAS_PRODUCT_PICK document a.s.a.p. when you want to participate. [Sorry folks, ain't gonna cheat me on this one.. no more corporate screwing the lil' guy] Thank you for your respons. We would not want to use your clip illegally. Becease we did not get a respons on sent emails we started the legal procedure. Of course we want do offer you a compensation that suits. Instead of a product we can offer you a financial compensation. Please read below. For the use of ± 5 seconds of your footage we can offer you €250,- (euro’s) Please let us know what you think. We hope to hear from you soon. Kind regards, Erika & Vivienne Dear Erika & Vivienne, Adidas is a multibillion euro company, to use my © video in an advertising campaign they should pay me at least 10,000 euros. That’s way below normal. Thank you anyway, sincerely geogodley Ok, thank you for the reply. We respect your point of view. In fact we are just sorry as we think your video would really suit this project. Just to let you know. I hope we could make clear to you what we are asking. The 10k compensation you are reffering to is not based on realistic fees. I actually can tell based on experience in non-commercial and commercial productions. Yes it is an Adidas project, but the offer we made to you is more in line with what the commercial use of 3 to 5 seconds of amature or pre-shot (stock)footage on the internet for a period of 1 year would cost. This is not a heavy Adidas TV campaign which we talk about. Its an online ticket promotion of a rather creative online platform. Are you a professional? The shot we’d like to use is of such quality actually. When you really don’t want anything to do with this all, you will have my word: we won’t bather you again. All the best Rather than do uneventful daily vlogs i choose to wait & spend time on meticulously crafted episodes since it makes no difference to my daily viewcount. Everyone thinks the more you post on youtube the better, forgetting top youtubers were overpromoted unlike the rest of us may ever be, so why repell the audience with a channel full of mundane fragments & not rewarding, satisfying experiences. Or maybe best do both.. Time to get out there..
 June 2011, Hyde park London. Best decision to get some sun before the dark 10 hour Seattle flight. Deprived as ever, every cell in my body screams for a lil’ solar photosynthesis, i feel naturally rising endorphins & tryptophan / serotonin / dopamine levels.  or maybe it’s from this pulse raising bikini hottie inches near me..
 on the way up the escalator a cutie let me snap her over my shoulder but then turned cold in the park & wouldn’t talk.. “hey would you like revenue sharing when your image goes viral, no? okay bye!”
 ..some lolling waitress brightened my day when she asked “what do you put on youtube?” answer: “y☺u” ..
 and who could forget the fluffy redhead form the vag-eatarian resto on neil street, wawaweewa
 this english green eyed lady was sooo nice, i should use the “see my etchings” invite more often while in the area..
 London tourist attraction Janowell the french busker uplifits moods in leicester square for over a decade now.. these typically friendly bon vivant italians celebrate their “hen night” bachelorette party.. condolences.. party’s over.. r.i.p freedom, last chance & dance..
 red bullshit piss sugar stimulant.. guess she needs it to stay awake for you know what.. don’t we all.. you snooze you lose..
 Rod Stewart & Bon jovi performed yet another summer Hyde park concert. Some drunk women went wild prancing to “Maggie may”.
 while peeping toms got free views & footage through the peephole.
legal loophole: recording the misdemeanor crime of “Criminal threatening” (see wikipedia) for mankind’s greater good. courtesy youtube.com/definethelaw this blog is being censored & modified upon request to not upset certain people. So much for free speech, satire, comedy, social commentary, parody, the pillars of free civilized society & internet. let the debate commence.. shall we?  Saturday 11 June 2011. 16th annual Russian Summer Ball, Banqueting house, Whitehall Palace, near Trafalgar square, London. What a privilege to be included in such festivities, invited by a friend of a friend.. russian [ex?]-royals (not allowed to mention them) keep their [defunct]- (not allowed to say that either) title even though there’s been no monarchy for 100 years.. “the emperor has no clothes”.. just kidding but apparently you’re not allowed to do that either.. curb your enthusiasm does.. wanna censor that too?  and seated to my left are delightful young goldilocks, milfs, & vodka guzzlers.. i jokingly blogged the word “comrade” here for comedy satire but apparently you’re not allowed to joke either because these are white russians & they don’t like soviets. lighten up comrades.. & stop behaving like one by censoring everything! shoutka! joke!  in my original blog i blogged:“2 b honest, the food was not quite reflective of the £90 ($150) ticket. Thanx anyway for the bland vegetarian hospital meal, inedible cream quiche hidden in shame under boiled veggies. How kind of you to help me lose weight & stay in shape.” i now think this was a tad mean spirited & harsh and should be more politely worded. it was overdramatization for effect!  ..original blog: “when i told Nadine ‘desert’ was a couple scoops of sorbet she was like “are you serious? what?! nooo!” airplane food..”. Okay maybe i overstated the case. it was delicious sorbet & i enjoyed it, just not so exciting.. can we joke about that? or will it get someone fired too?
 SEXIST DRESSC☹DE as ever. Women half nude, men suffocating in coats n ties. UNEQUAL RIGHTS?! i’m championing civil human equal rights here.. if women were forced to wear a tux while men go topless the feminists would protest & pass anti discrimination legislation.. & it’s a bit tongue in cheek for f’s sake, get a sense of humor!  my turquoise silk pants made people recoil in horror despite being similar to this lady’s bikini- i mean dress.. isn’t that a sexist double standard?
 must say russian /ukranian ladies are charming though.. and camera friendly..  who says i have nothing positive & nice to say about the ball? l☺♥ed it! some lady remembered me from years ago but turned obnoxious & told me the usual sexist derogatory “i cant believe they let you in with those clothes” when everyone was saying the same about her behind her back.. leather boots & black tutu at a ball? wtf.. pot calling the kettle black.. i hear she’s upset about this blog but it’s the truth man! (you don’t censor comedians & writers, russel brand, andrew dice clay, stephen fry..) it’s free publicity, your url c☺uld link here..  Medallion man was showing off his charity decorations, as did i: a panasonic gf2 camera.. anyway overall an enjoyable evening thank you every☺ne.. even if i might not be invited back because of my witty blog.. oh well, the price of freedom.. and laughs.. L㋡L.. better than a boring blog noone wants to see.. disclaimer: this blog is weighing on my conscience. I feel like it’s not worth upsetting people and will alter it soon. So enjoy the humor while it lasts.  Dear Margo, I am appealing the unexplained sudden ban of my geogodley ustream channel after months of 24/7 live broadcasting linked to my honors charted youtube channel. Yesterday wednesday 8 june 2011 i was auditioning for SIMON COWELL’S X-FACTOR performing live original songs in a g-string for effect.[photo: singing "I'm a stud"] I’M A STUD ㋡n ITUNES Click here  A similar g-string performance already got me selected & shortlisted on the english version of that talent show. All seemed fine until about 7pm london/ greenwich meantime when i got the message “geogodley banned due to violating terms of service.” Since i own the ©opyright to my own songs & performance and was banned during it, i can only assume you didn’t like my g-string. G-string is not considered vulgar or nudity since they are seen on every public U.S. beach. If you have rules against them it sure isn’t written in your terms of service which is long, complex, subjective and vague (vulgar can mean anything you want it to- even free speech expression spoken by millions on youtube, facebook, twiiter every day). Maybe my behind was too visible for a few seconds as i exited the room and bent over comedically since i thought no one was watching (i’m flattered they [you] did ㋡). [i observed a viewcount of only 1 or 2 throughout the performance with a couple browser windows open, so ustream employees have nothing better to do than unfairly bully little guy underdogs knowing full well only they are watching. says a lot about the company & its public image / relations..]
 in life i know there’s lots of green.. some canadian in soho square who works in radio administration..  on a happier note, whats a geogodley blog without gorgeous ladies.. unheard of! goes without say, that’s better..  ..1 hottie in her late 20s whose psycho turk dad threatened violence if she’s on the internet.. more endless insane censorship as ever.. details in private post for security.. continued later. what a heavily censored week it’s been! will it get worse?  2 hot starbux turx.. gotta remember to take off the shades to see the eyes, it’s like chinese censorship again.. jeeez.. what is wrong with this world..
 some sweetheart gives me her number on the way to lunch. used to call everyone, now i call noone. why? better things to do? n☹t  pretty persian poon puffs polonium poison paper penis prepuce (alliteration poetic license, no disrespect- well maybe a lil’.. how can you respect tobacco) sucking carcinogenic cigarette instead of..  how come it’s always an ugly woman feeding pigeons? pretty ones have no heart or can’t relate to dirty disgusting vermin.. The way they wobble their filthy head & body, puff their chest, coo cacophony, stalk, harass, eat garbage, copulate & defecate everywhere, so nauseating compared to those charming cute calm clean collared doves & wood pigeons who bow during courtship.. so opposite yet so related.. another contradiction.  cellphone & cigarette double cancer risk.. if you don’t care who will.. gas yourself & fry your brain at once, kill two turds with one phone pwn.. blow that sh!t my way & i’ll blow it back atchu whhhh-eeew  The book publishing industry arbitrarily censors & c-blocks us from ever contributing & getting a piece of the action, while hypocritically monopolizing & selling sexually explicit, supposedly “unethical immoral” (can’t impose values on others) prostitution comics.. EPIC FAIL banal mundane black n white boring sh!t.. not to worry though we’ll outdo them online.. two billion can play that game.. next: youtube gossip: terminated & reinstated youtubers etc.
 Dang book industry racket publishes more disappointing unreadable graphic novel/ memoir/ photocomics. They won’t give you or me a break but publish this black n white crap, exploiting & selling poor afghan’s photos without their release. Publicity rights my ass.. who the f buys this sh!t? i did- cluttering mind & life until realizing how lousy it all is.. take this book for instance. Looks like almost nothing happens and it lacks any elements in its unaesthetic offputting boring pages. we can do better because it couldn’t be much worse.. Honors chart youtuber Geogodley personal photographic memoir social commentary travelogue. In this episode: SOCHI, RUSSIA: BLACK SEA RESORT. Geo & Haik socialize, flirt, interact & date beautiful women while documenting tips, obstacles, conflicts, misadventures & lessons learned. 60 page, 345 photonovel comic book style color vidcap photos with dramatic, informative, comedic commentary. Rated PG-13. For a sample see SOCHI RUSSIA TRAVELOGUE . 3£ (€4 or $6) on amazon.com . Paypal /enquiries geotvstar@yahoo.com ∞✈♫♥㋡☼
Sun/mon March 6/7 2011 More insane contradiction: Youtube monetizes & partners my videos but not the channel, yet some anonymous youtube employee removes my “CONTEMPORARY ART SEX CARTOONS PG-13” video a year after it was posted losing my witty description (should save metadata!). More irrational, arbitrary, inconsistent, prejudiced censorship: top youtuber Shane Dawson uses the word “fuck” in front of minors in his videos. Seth Mcfarlaine uses explicit sex in his “family guy” cartoons getting millions of youtube views. Timmy de la gateau has skeet semen squirts on his t-shirts and everyone talks about explicit sex. Yet the rest of us are censored for the exact same stuff- and less. You’ll notice i blurred & covered up. Time to start posting elsewhere like amazon, ebay, hulu, blip tv, ustream, vimeo, your own website, & affiliates, dailymotion, & probably too soft for xtube, youporn.. Also traditional media & publishing- Taschen, Fantagraphics, Phaidon, the list is endless.. Youtube’s loss, their gain. I love youtube and will cooperate despite the injustice. But why are you letting all those others do it? It’s like HBO & cable monopolizing adult content while all the other censored networks lose ratings & complain. You could just put a over 18 warning on it like so many others -not that my Dubai clip even deserved that, false flagging. Wake up youtube.. before we do.. here’s what they don’t want you to see courtesy vimeo, bliptv, daily motion etc. thanx guys ㋡<
CONTEMPORARY ART SEX CARTOONS PG-13 from geo godley on Vimeo. http://www.dailymotion.com/geogodley#videoId=xhjqwx What’s the point of Metacafe’s over 18+ category?
 He’s at it again.. images recorded for crime prevention, public safety, the greater good & a lil’ romance & soft sex in the city & beyond to boot(y).. slow year, the computer replaced everything.. gotta get out there. Even if some ‘vlogger shitlist’ bigots censor & prohibit photography & violate artistic integrity & Youtube chart honors.. who needs em anyway WORLDCUP fever & GAY PRIDE PARADE. str8s should have a pride parade too considering the persecution of sex & the city style bloggers by the odd hetero- phobic psychopath. Details in private blogpost scheduled for legal & publishing if necessary.  pulse raising swedish doll in one of those cafes On the way to the park i see gorgeous ladies working in food joints. Hard to interact unless you eat their sh!t. There’s nowhere indoors you can go without buying stuff you don’t want. Which is why we’re out today since London summer’s so short, blink & you miss it.  My favorite thing about London: friendly familiar faces. Hi ladies! so good to see y’all again! Can’t be constant coincidence..divine intervention  My eyes oggle the latest youtube sensation(s), hot chocolate jumbo jugs. Holy lordy mama, milky likey got milk SLURPEE  Some gulf gal i bump into again from before. camera shy of course, not recognizeable from this off angle so dont freak out  I know you, you’re from Kuwait right! Surprisingly sympathetic, great excercise patrolling the park catwalk.  Hair’s p.u.a master gambler  Yogi played funky wa guitar on my ”do yo thing” song a while back. He noodled some amazing licks but left ’cause the chords were too specific for his wild improv style. Now he says Bootsy Collins just did a cover of his song.  Published musician/ writer/ producer Leonardo gives me INC advice, thanx bro. Later y’all!  Baltic beaut pizza gal turned out really sweet |
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thought Damian makemebad35 was avoiding me at the pool but he seemed happy to see me again since the 789 gathering. He confirmed my box4bux$ idea was funny & okay to ask big youtubers. little knowing how they may react..
gee i must say youtubers are in a jolly mood today! terabrite was very cordial. a week later they gave me permission to upload their friday morning performance with the youtube ‘stars’ provided i credit & link them.
Line, a sweet lebanese fashion business lady.. lest we forget there’s more to life than youtube
the evening i meet my youtube friend delaypat, lisa & a group. some saudi lady takes our picture, shoukran habibi.
Friday 29 july 2011, decked out like a christmas tree
tobuscus, ?, olgasometimesokay, whatthebuck advising how they got where they are ommitting a few details: box4box, youtube promotion..
Cory mr safety williams, kate17, supered86.. sir safety said not to pay for boxes because they aren’t worth it. collabs are ‘much more fun’.
tayzonday & johnollie at the machinima network party..
met Ken the owner of Seattle antiques market
a bunch of 1920s-50s antique vintage film cans to be transfered to video for youtube or this site.. I’m a treasure hunter salvaging curator of lost antiquities! 
bumped into Mike Maslan’s store out of the blue.. a vintage photo / poster / postcard collector dealer who knows Robert Jackson, author of the “art of the american snapshot”.. curtailed my collection because i’m overly critical, look for certain elements & had enough hoarding & clutter but occasionally still am mesmerized by the time travel feel & aesthetics. he sells them for 3 or $5 each and selected ones for $35. see the ones i bought next blog.
he’s selling a huuge collection of 1920s travel diaries & photo albums for 5 to $10,000. He got it from Portland oregon antique fair & says if you put them online their value will plunge because it’s the info & not the item that’s valuable in this case since it’s no one famous. i was calculating if i put it on my website & charged a dollar would the figures add up? but browsing it i think he kinda messed up.. it seemed to lack emotion, drama, humor, romance, sex.. look no further, we can do better
Westin Seattle hotel is nice but the windows don’t open so your’e breathing recycled farts.. only air con & opened doors for ventilation. read my full review coming up on trip advisor.
Westin security wouldn’t let me on the hotel roof to video the seagull chicks up close “for liablilty reasons” even though they make you sign something when you check in saying they have no liability anyway.. was gonna bribe (tip) the manager but it’s not worth it coz it doesn’t tend to pay off or go viral on youtube.. i was touched & amazed by the gull’s selfless sense of responsibility.. never leaving the little ones for a second, getting food only when another seagull replaced her.. they live 50 years..
some english rose by the waterfront.. shoulda got in the sh☺t
next stop: Lala land Vidcon. no uneventful daily vlogs. i want to upload meticulously crafted tightly edited youtube episodes but at 2000 hits a day & little payment wonder if it’s worth losing yet another summer again.. may just record & enjoy what’s left of it & back to the ol’ drawing board this fall.. winter.. or next year.. decade.. life.. what are we stupid? hit the beach assh☀le!
On the way to the biggest TV audition of my life.. not supposed to blog about it yet, but one day hopefully you’ll know my side of the story. just hope they air it & beep /blur out whatever they (don’t) want..
Key Arena.. They said not to use cameras so I waited till the end of the day to get this panoramic view from the adjacent food court.
Some Persian cutie by the mmmall..
The Westin hotel chinese cleaning lady (housekeeper) was soo polite.. kept saying thank you & giggling, really refreshing. Thank you in chinese is ‘seysey’.
Seattle ‘beach’ waterfront: next best thing..
Homeless in Seattle.. this lady let me photo her even if it may harm her chances of employment. she’s in rehab getting her life back on track, please help her out.. or her handwritten sign threatens to help you or someone else out..
Crab pot is a delicious restaurant.. snow crab takes too long to eat, alaskan king is the best. I feel guilty killing these poor animals but they taste too good to be 100% vegetarian.. The mud pie & rhubarb cake was out of this world
some presentable guy for the female & gay audience.. hope he won’t mind, this is an equal opportunity blog
take this airplane meal for instance.. thrilled to get a vegetarian meal..
until you realize it’s probably full of animal rennet, artery plugging clotted cream cheese & chemicals. wait, it’s even the wrong ingredient list! cherry filling?!
& the second meal is a sugar white bread mayonaise cheese sandwich. No wonder i’m out of shape & look like shit, you are what you eat.. BYOF Bring Your Own Food next time.. 
this is what a £900 ($1500) one way British Airways plane ticket gets you these days.. NAUSEATING BLAAGH EEEWW disgusting. the flight was jolly good though, no turbulence thank you chaps
i think of more pleasant thoughts like my lady friend (not sure she wants to be in this blog) & these polish ladies who invited me to party last night & i didn’t even bother.. how stupid.. really gotta get out of this no nightlife rut..
we land in Seattle, the new 747 jumbo engines are tiny compared to previous ones..
welcome to the emerald city, gotta rehearse & prepare, pressure is on in just 3 days i’m on stage..
seagulls nest on the lower roof outside my hotel windows that don’t open. Can’t understand why they sit on their eggs if they don’t know what’s in them. Must be more than instinct. They probably saw other eggs hatching, or remember their own hatching since it wasn’t so long ago, or just common sense, some shiny time capsule pops out of you something’s obviously there.. not rocket science.. unless you’re casey anthony..
Ustream’s loss, Livestream’s gain. Maybe we’re more suited to a free press platform for adults & ustream to Beijing where they have more in common 禾馬鳥鹿水革糸月. Note: the aim is not to burn bridges, diplomacy’s the best policy or get another account & ip to be enslaved by juvenile censorhip. disclaimer: Parody- not to be taken tooo seriously.. g
Glad to be here. Best things in life are free.. sun & sea breeze euphoria better than anything.. Resting mind & matter after a particularly strenuous mysterious decade. Where did it go? what happened? let’s find out while editing the archives..
smoking hot turkey was leaving for italy next day.. could’ve convinced her to see my place nearby for fun footage, must remember to try since these opportunities don’t come forever..
.. Look at yououou! hyde park hottie dashes by. Her oesophagus sized wasted weist is smaller than her head.. puke much? if so get help.. ☺r give us some diet tips
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