↑Andrew Dice Clay & Geo Godley, photo credit: Eleanor Kerrigan. from:
-G☼ALS: update, thoughts, feelings, hits & misses
-☎ CALLS, Email, social media, meetings, interactions, interviews, etc friends, family, acquaintances, vloggers, business, promo/ marketing, agents, managers, publicists, comic book stores etc.
-✈ EVENTS: highs & lows, mis/adventures, travelogues, conventions, festivals, field trips, excursions, dirty weekends lol, parties, cafes, bars, clubs, restaurants, social commentary, walk n talk, etc.
-MEALS♨: fine whine, dine, 69 lol
-EXCERCISE: stretch, pushsitpullups, gym, martial arts, outdoors athletic stuff (chasing ladies lol)
-FL♥RTS n’ SQUIRTS: conversation openers (or closers lol), dates, & more! score! a lil romance..
-CARTP㋡♀NS: art sketches & doodles outdoing Seth McFarlaine family guy, Bobbo Crumb, Hustler humor
–♪ TUNES ♫: acapella, melody, harmony, improv, studio recordings, production, programming, piano humming vocal rehearsals, live concerts, shows
-C㋡MEDY: open mic live shows even more shocking than Andrew Dice Clay & Sinatra ‘my pay’!
-PHOTO COMIC DIARY MEMOIRS: eatcher hearts out Hugh Hefner, Nobu Araki, Guy Delisle etc.
-NEXT WEEK SNEAK PEEK
-Daily unedited multi vlogs
-Edited episodes & travelogues
-Documentary feature films
-Extras, B-roll & other versions
-PHOTOGRAPHY: Photo Gallery Exhibits
-DISCOGRAPHY: Audio books, Albums, audio file library, field recordings
-BIBLIOGRAPHY Photo comic fumetti, cartoons, documents, manuscripts
–georgegodley.com geogodley.com vlog teaser trailer tidbits only until
-T.V & trade conventions
-Amazon/ Hulu / Netflix etc
-unlimited media outlets
blog in progress
-vlog.com appraisal valuations contradict each other: godaddy $1k, estibot & valuation $122k-with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots. Spot the liars!
vlog.com appraisals: aug 2016:
-http://valuatorpro.com/vlog.com $10 only! oh dear! stay clear!
-godaddy.com- most reputable w/ agnostic irresponsible disclaimers saying they don’t know shit.. thanks for nothin’: $1k
http://www.statchest.com/vlog.com.html $1k [site, not domain?]
-http://www.estibot.com $122k [with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots]
-https://www.valuate.com $122k [with suspicious domain broker sponsored advertisements cahoots]
-sedo.com- wants $100 per appraisal valuation.. later ahole.. i think we’re done here
by comparison, disney’s cybersquat dud non site domain video.com scores $37k godaddy & $1 million on other exagerrated hype shites..
http://vlog.com.hypestat.com daily traffic: 100.
vlog receives about 90 unique visitors and 108 (1.20 per visitor) page views per day which should earn about $0.72/day from advertising revenue. Estimated site value is $462.64. According to Alexa Traffic Rank vlog.com is ranked number 3,181,176 in the world and 1.8E-5% of global Internet users visit it. Site is hosted in Houston, TX, 77002, Germany and links to network IP address 18.104.22.168.
The figures don’t add up. Alarm bells & red flags, 50k looks exorbitantly overpriced, not including development, operational costs, marketing, promotion.. quarter million out the ass never to be seen again.. dotcom bubble burst
Which is it, diamond, cubic circonia or pewter..
I’m not gay, despite unwittingly being briefly blown in a drunk 3some & while asleep. My trained ‘rect’ rain check’s the odd tongue tickle or digit redo. So when London Gay Pride 2016 shut the town down to paint it brown, I felt like a minority, bemoaning an unmixed crowd, but [←lol] grateful to be welcome & pleased biy [←lol] the positive energy & camera friendliness. Missing Vid con for aforementioned reasons, it’s nice to be invited to a million people party in your own back [←lol] yard.. the 3rd largest 1 dgay London event after new years Adam & Steve & marathon. Ironically, 50 years ago it was illegal to be gay in the U.K, & still is today in 70+ countries.
conclusions/ tech notes:
-stereo lav mic broke again, only 1 channel working. tested others & always problems, try new mics, cameras
-media/ radio awareness, steve allen LBC, bbc, resonance, etc
-plan, prepare, calendar, who, why, what, where, wear, when..
-if u do it, make the most of it & enjoy it.. i was neither here nor there, preoccupied & dazed mind elsewhere.. with rough hair lol
-“Bvlog in progress, please check back later” removed from top of page when necessary
J: have you been to Soho theatre before?
G: yes, & i live in the area.
J: oh do you!
G: & I wanted to know how.. how do.. is there an open mic thing.. or anything like..
J: not so much an open mic thing, but there’s something we do called the comedy project, & they do short stints of things, so check them out.. if you’r ever out doing shows, if you invite us to see stuff, that’s how we engage with like new artists, so if you’ve ever got a show on or you’re involved in some capacity let me know, my name’s Jules, that’s my email address..
G: J.. J.. Jules..ok
J: We’ve got a big artistic team that go out & see shows all the time so..
G: where do i get my gigs
J: there are loads of.. there’s a place called Angel comedy in Angel, there are loads of open mic places in London, My speciality is playwriting, we dont have any of our comedy guys here today but there are plenty of places around London where you can give it a go.. we also have a playwriting competition every other year, which is completely open to people & a lot of comedy writers write a play for that as well, & the winning prize is a cash prize & a full production on our main stage directed by our artistic director, really big opportunity.
G: I was more interested in the standup comedy thing
J: It’s tricky because at the point people come to us, generally, they’re quite well known, so.. we go up to Edingburgh Fringe, meet new comedians up there, we go to Camden fringe alot so thats coming up this summer, ..
A tribute to my folks for making it all possible- even if they wish they hadn’t! Dad’s diplomatic foreign service career photo archives coming soon.
Mom, Dad & Bob Hope in Laos. Dad spoke very highly of him; mom was less impressed, disparaging him for being an entertainer, which she considered low class and unacceptable, masked by her phony smile is in this picture. In my case there were no such theatrics; it was the chorus I would hear till she cut me off & disinherited me. Reasons: her mother didn’t allow her to be an artist/ entertainer either & her father disinherited her. (indirectly: left it all to granyaya who gambled it away). Note the sexist dress code: men wear coats, ties, trousers, women wear sleeveless half nude tops & panties (sometimes lol).
Dad getting sworn in as American Ambassador to Laos by Savang Vatthana, last King of Laos who was deposed by the Pathet(ic) Lao communists.
Dad in the Congo with Moise Tshombe (2nd left), president Joseph Kasavubu (center), & prime minister Patrice Lumumba (2nd right) before Tshombe & U.S/ Belgian authorities killed him, misinterpreting his anti-colonialism & neutrality as communism.
Dad with totalitarian dictator, ‘alleged’ mass murderer, $5 billion USD embezzler, “president” Mobutu Sésé Seko Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga. (Self appointed title meaning “the fearless warrior who goes from quest to conquest spreading fire in his wake”). Talk about choosing the right friends or career. Source: wikipedia
Mom looking better than ever except for the fur coat with her first husband CARE humanitarian organisation official Melvin Johnson (far right) who she married age 17 to escape her mother who “never cared about her [till it was too late] and lost her fortune gambling [with Frangistas]” (mrs Venizelos quote). Mom said they divorced because she “got bored with him”.
Left to right: Chainsmokers ‘Uncle’ George Deas, who laughed like this: “kihkihkih!”, Mrs. Lefki, dad, granny ‘Yaya’, Mr. Lyberopoulos, anesthesiologist ‘Aunt’ Sonia Dea -emotional tampon & paid confidante mom (far right) telephoned & dumped on in any ‘crisis’ instead of a psychotherapist. A couple decades later she was still invovling her in unecessary self induced problems, phonetapped for evidence of dad’s extramarital aspirations. Tape recorded transcripts:
-This little bum [Geo] runs after every skirt & is lying to us. He says he’s getting £10,000 but they’d never pay him for anything, he has no talent & doesn’t know music! All my life i supported my husband & this little bum having a good time with his money, it’s eating me up alive!
‘Aunt’ Sonia’s reply: “tell [Geo] he doesn’t step foot in the apartment again”. (Sonia & her son later inherited it).
Dad on mom’s money ocd: money’s everything to her because she never had it. [People] aren’t about money, but upbringing.
Mom telling the estate agent to lie & tell dad she can’t sell the other apartment:
-The Ambassador is selling our other apartment [because “the american embassy associated agency renting it are crooks”]. He knows that bothers me & does it on purpose like we’re starving or something. I won’t sell it no matter what, he can’t sell it without my signature. Half of whatever’s his is mine. [no prenup]. At some point i’ll all but hit him on the head for this. Tell him you can’t sell it becasue it’s the worst time to sell anything now.”
r.i.p Kostas Karkanidas- Geo Godley Glyfada Greece 2015 travelogue video diary preview from GEO GODLEY WORLD RECORD VLOG on Vimeo. Left to right: muppets Statler, Kermit & Waldorf.
2 weeks after this recording, Kostas Karkanidas, 75, [seen right], passed away while sipping his daily morning tea at his regular Voula cafe. Since his wife died 4 years ago he wouldn’t even do that, used to her doing everything. He was a permanent landmark on Glyfada’s beach bench & in his car after the winter sunset because “ehei ygrasia” (it’s humid) where he’d honk the horn & flash the lights to say hi & invite you in to warm up. He always offered chewing gum: [re [hey], [insert your name here with “aki” [‘Lil] or “ara” [big] nickname suffix] thes tsihla? Na, pare tsihla!], stale koulouris, pasatempi (pumpkin/ sunflower seeds) & dry figs. He had a heart condition & allegedly stopped medication when he felt better. Though his family was in the U.S, he had relatives nearby. R.i.p Kostaki Kostara, thank you for the niceness, laughs, footage & wisdom. Memorable quotes: “Horis ti mana sou then tha ypirhes” [without your mom you wouldn’t exist]”. “O gaidaros exei ena kreataki [the donkey has a piece of meat]”. “Ein oloi ligourides [they’re all bums]” From Geo Godley world record video diary: Glyfada Greece travelogue 2015.
Greek- English transcript translation: [Adult humor/ “strong language” as they call profanity]
tsihla? (chewing gum?)
pare tsihla (take a gum)
0:05 m’aresoun aftes I kanela (I like these cinnamon)
I kokines e? (the red ones, eh?)
Nai I kanela, cinnamon.. (yes, the cinnamon)
0:10 Pare ki alli (take another)
Thank you, ftanei (enough)
Niko? Pare mia (Niko, take one)
Then thelo (I don’t want)
Mia yia tin glossa (1 for the tongue)
Min tin massas re (don’t chew it, man)
Then boro re asse ponan ta thontia mou (I can’t, leave it, my teeth hurt)
0:18 Tsihla then massas, to allo yiati to massas (you don’t chew gum, why do you chew the other thing)
To allo to mantzouni (the other potion..)
Mantsouni? Re karioli.. (mofo)
Pou to thimithikame to mantsouni.. 0:29 pio legame mantsouni re niko tote? (how d we remember the potion.. what did we call it back then?)
Eithes, then xereis (see, you don’t know)
To glyfitzouri re (lollipop, yo)
0:34 Eitan san to kavli mou pou se gamouse, etsi itan akrivos (it was like my boner that f*ed you, that’s how it was) [gay joke]
Nai nai nai.. akrivos etsi itan? (yea.. that’s how it was?)
Etsi itan akrivos (exactly how it was)
Malista. (ironic ultra polite “yes” in contrast to profanity.)
Poios thinei lefta (who gives money.. [from edited conversation])
[knock on car door]
0:43 poios einai? O Yannis? (who is it, Yannis?)
Exo re ti kanete san ta pontikia exo mesa (out! What are you doing inside like mice)
Re andrea pou eisai re gamoto feleki sou (hey Andre where are you f*ck your head/ horn)
Vre ta vromoskyla exo re (out with the filthy dogs!)
Exo vromoskyla exo
Sas ehei valei tin kamera kai sas grafei o allos re (he’s put the camera & is recording you that other guy)
Nai ehei vgalei kai tin psoli tou exo o Nikos re.. (yea, Nikos has taken his cock out..)
Geo Godley comedy nudity preview warmup lol 21070002 from GEO GODLEY WORLD RECORD VLOG on Vimeo.
Governments kill people but don’t show your Michelangelo Davedick like Lennon did..
-Fullscreen says it allegedly resumes 13,000 video youtube/georgegodley payments but still, NOTHING since 2014. 2 emails: oct 2015 (unseen till now) said there wasn’t enough & would pay later, & wed 30 dec 2015 said “a threshold was crossed & payment would be made in a few days”, which has yet to happen as of fri 29 jan 2016..
“Kermit the Frog” by Source. Licensed under Fair use via Wikipedia – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kermit_the_Frog.jpg#/media/File:Kermit_the_Frog.jpg
Crappy tabby scat v. poo geon.. thilvethster vs. tweety pie, i tawt i taw a puddy tat, this is what it sounds like 0:55 when doves cry
CAT vs. POOGE☮N ☠ near death experience 𝄞eo 𝄞☺dle♥ Glyfada Greece travelogue teaser trailer C0155 from GEO GODLEY WORLD RECORD VLOG on Vimeo.
Published on: Oct 27, 2015 @ 21:04
Fair use comment:
great parody, entertaining edits except for final fart. Next:
more fake interviews & compilations.
RENETTO FUNERAL GOOGLE HANGOUT thu 15 oct 2015 from GEO GODLEY WORLD RECORD VLOG on Vimeo.