Update: offline till 10,000+ youtube/georgegodley video recovery etc. Thank you for your patience. The show goes on, back sp☺☮n
NEW GEOGODLEY.COM VIDEOBLOGGER.COM DAILY/ WEEKLY BLOG n’ VLOG FORMAT 2015 c㋡min p☺㋡n
-G☼ALS: update, thoughts, feelings, hits & misses
A tribute to my folks for making it all possible- even if they wish they hadn’t! Dad’s diplomatic foreign service career slideshows coming soon.
Left to right: Chainsmokers ‘Uncle’ George Deas, who laughed like this: “kihkihkih!”, Mrs. Lefki, dad, granny ‘Yaya’, Mr. Lyberopoulos, anesthesiologist ‘Aunt’ Sonia Dea -emotional tampon & paid confidante mom (far right) telephoned & dumped on in any ‘crisis’ instead of a psychotherapist. A couple decades later she was still invovling her in unecessary self induced problems, phonetapped for evidence of dad’s extramarital aspirations. Tape recorded transcripts:
-This little bum [Geo] runs after every skirt & is lying to us. He says he’s getting £10,000 but they’d never pay him for anything, he has no talent & doesn’t know music! All my life i supported my husband & this little bum having a good time with his money,it’s eating me up alive!
Dad on mom’s money ocd: money’s everything to her because she never had it. [People] aren’t about money, but upbringing.
Mom telling the estate agent to lie & tell dad she can’t sell the other apartment:
Last wednesday Google sent this email prank as a humorous response to YOUTUBE SURVEY ADULT COMEDY SATIRE GEO GODLEY april 2015.
Wednesday, June 10, 2015 8:33 AM From: “KXXXXXXX LXXXXXX” <klXXXXXXX@google.com>
Hello from Google! Want to share your thoughts on some cool new products and designs we’re working on? [what about the unfairly stolen https://www.youtube.com/geogodley account & 10,000+ missing https://www.youtube.com/georgegodley videos? products are more important than trust & reputation?]
If so, we invite you to take the survey linked below to see if you qualify [abused negelcted youtubers don’t]. If you’re selected to participate we’ll follow up with you directly to set up your appointment time. [or we’ll flake out & keep you waiting till the last minute like there’s nothing better to do]
Interested in participating? Please complete this quick questionnaire:
* Codes can be redeemed within our catalog maintained by Perks, Inc. for online gift vouchers or in-store gift cards for a number of retailers and are only for participants who successfully complete a study session. We’ll email you the gift code after completing the study session.
monday 15 june 2015, Fake flake waste of time google stood me up; emailed the sender & got this auto reply:
“i wouldn’t count on it“- janitor, breakfast club movie, life immitating art analogy:
alternate transcript subtitles:
disclaimer: sincere thoughts & feelings subject [not] to change without notits. quasi satire comedy parody not always to be taken tooo seriously. for ye who dish but can’t take it.
↑This video is temporarily private because
-Walter Paul renetto Robinette refuses to reciprocate by not featuring/ embedding Geo Godley 13,000 video blog on his vloglife site despite knowing he was featured & embedded on georgegodley.com linked to videoblogger.com. [see comments “gee paul my feelings are hurt” & video above]. Thevloglife alexa rank is 600k u.s & 6 million global, a financial failure considering even higher rank 10k U.S are flops. Youtube/renetto is lower than youtube/georgegodley at under 2,000 daily views, despite 38,500 dud subs, 56 million views & hour long daily uploads.
His gopro’s on a customized ballanced brash brass band baton finger fitted selfie shtick twirly twig & swiss cheese holy hard case. He lazily embeds/ steals /“features” half a dozen other youtuber’s videos a day with thumbnail fragments hiding 50% of the image & thinks he’ll make it big taking advantage of them with no comment! Use for too few views. He e-begs for financial support, refusing to get a job & losing his home while his wife & daughters wait tables for a living to “feed the family” on tips  & won’t reciprocate by saying “no strings attatched & fuck you” . He says keep donations anonymous to not treat people differently based on donations [or reciprocate lol]. Gee Wall[t]y, why would we pay you to sit around & flap your gums an hour a day when no one ever paid us for YEARS & thousands of hours work recording, reviewing, logging, digitizing, editing, converting, metadating? His long winded redundant blablab babble pontification has only a few moments of info/ entertainment per hour but i can’t stop watching/ listening/ commenting wordplaying his freudian slip innuendo bumblings: “Vlog: Truth Or Dare Date With Noah?” at 37:53 he subconsciously calls his wife & family a “hole error!” instead of “whole era”: 37:35 lol
So what’s Walt DJizney Robbingit got against Geo Godley, & does he/it matter? his comments under the video were quite nice, “i like your style lol” “this [geo godley xfactor link] is a crazy video” & he +1’s thumbs up’s my comments..
sat 28 feb 2015: he uploaded a contradictory, discriminatory, fake, hypocritical, insincere, prejudiced, soppy vlog saying “we’re born to connect” .. some nerve.. after marginalizing everyone.. never mentioning, featuring, replying.. youtube at its worst! never want to see or hear him again..karma: he says his shite “only gets 70 views a day”. that’s good walt. good for you. you do that. clog & vlog cheese arteries.
disclaimer: sincere fact based thoughts n feelings subject [not] to change without notice. constructive criticism satire not to be taken tooo seriously unless i, not you, say so, depending on my, not your, mood. apologies for errors & omissions & robbingit’s ethane emissions.
Hi george. You dont know me but i remember you from reddit. ( not a hater) anyway i jusf noticed that someone has one of your vieos it has over 500 000 views. http://youtu.be/sn4zYVXDtgA
how does the uncredited pirated version get half a million views when the original gets 27,000? oh the word “cunt” in the title & tags..
production notes: wordpress #fail software not working again, not saving the title unless you copy paste it 4 times every time you do anything.
monday 9 feb 2015 midnight going into tues 10 feb 2015.
wed 11 2015 5:37 a.m pst: youtube removed sunday’s “gosh comics” strike 5:27 a.m pst but the “winston wu happier abroad” september spurious spam strike stays. thank you and sorry 4 the overreaction, pleasure doin drama lol.
Dear GEORGE GODLEY WORLD RECORD VIDEOBLOGGER.COM LIFELOG:
Thank you for submitting your video appeal to YouTube. After further review, we’ve determined that your video doesn’t violate our Community Guidelines. Your video has been reinstated and your account is in good standing.
rough draft in progress. New daily/weekly blog vlog format, platform & marketing/ promotion/ security coming poon.
Andy travelbumbanger Lindy finally fairly flagged fisted & suspended for perpetually perving porking & posting pooty pooper profile pics & pg porn! Typically timed to ruin yet another trustafarian tweeted testicle treat trip to Brazil. His viewcount suspiciously higher than normal after a year’s absence but not abstinence, many thousands per video & few hundred likes, but #fail facebook instagram & twitter shitter. since his tv fantasy flop fail, a last resort adsense penny youtube promo prospect publicity stunt binge but bonk blog. i never flag even if its unfair coz i’m no stinking hypopcrite unlike y’all enjoying nudity with one hand & flagging it with the other. Prissy pissy pussies protesting his coochie cunty carte blanche. He tweets he’s the “bourdain of romance” while cashing & cornholing cuban cash coochie & easy friendly countries coz most americans & canadians don’t put out lol. with #hash tags like #bourdain to get a piece of his action. #bordello #brothel #butbanger lol next: constructive +pros & -cons anal-ysis of andy’s anal antics will be kept confidential for personal reference to be published when worthwhile.
“was flagged, will sort this out in a jiff” translation: 3 deleted vids, a strike or two expiring in 6 months (3 strikes & u out), suspension & threats of termination, locked out of account for 2 weeks lol welcome to censorshit hell
Paul Walter renetto Rubbingit ain’t killing it wasting an hour a day on long winded gopro hero 3 (not 4 coz the audio level’s too low) w/ pretty polly parrot same lame tame theme “i can & will [continue to post podcasts that go nowhere]” lol. I can & wil listen to them while doing other stuff coz it’s fun & searching less shittier content’s like looking for a needle in haystack. Even his sister & buddy don’t watch his videos cause “they’re not entertaining”.. [day 90: who’s playing the superbowl?] Wally answers:“not funny & short”.. update tue 3 jan 2015 “day 91: finding purpose in piles of s**t?” no don’t quit Paul! “fan funding b.s..” shows his grown kids, depression, change to positive environment & people, Daisy farting & laughing, outdoor bike ride, talk.. about candles, face freezing, 18 min, cop car not busting him for cycling facing traffic to not get hit in the ass by a texter.. it’s these small details & thoughts that make it entertaining.. i offered him to present it to tv conventions & film festivals, he “liked” the comment but didnt respond further..
Unfairly overpromoted vidcon don oligarch SkHank Green brags youtube’s pimped Obama interview with the painfully obvious non revelation youtube ain’t worth it for the rest of us unchosen ones DUH [https://medium.com/@hankgreen/you-cant-make-it-on-youtube-anymore-10977c194a4f]. (like you could ever ‘make it’ before without them pulling the strings duh) The gloating vain vicious vlog bros alleged billion fake rigged youtube views echo sony vevo & emi, exposed as a pile of poo & corrupt bullshit [link] excruciating annoying boring snoozecast singlehandedly decimating the sleep medicatiion industry zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol
youtube/thehappyhooker83 youtube/hoedowntv everyone’s [least] favorite self proclaimed ‘escort’ sex worker [she calls herself the nasty kaching ring pro word too] sent me an assinine hypocritical comment saying not to put her on tv/ film because she didn’t like a few seconds of an old clip from years ago reciprocating a stinkeye by videoing it walking by in a public street, nothing compared to her 100’s of clips stalking & harassing the LAPD, & ghetto guzzler gagger puss pummel pornos lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_ass
Geo(rge) Godley recap update: why no youtube:
Internet: the BIG LIE continues to contradict itself numerically. Top tweeter, facebookers & instagrammers only get a teeny negligible fraction of their alleged millions of dud non followers who disappear & never return, viewcounts hidden in shame. it’s all ego brand recognition.
#Fail youtuber quitters mass exodus diaspora abandoning & jumping unfair censorship abysmal ratings for dailymotion, liveleak, vimeo, archive.org, youporn, clips4sale, xvideos, their own sites or just quit: why waste time & money working for nothing.. Obama’s “equal pay for equal work” a fcukin joke. The more work you do & contribute, the less rewards.
top 10/40/100 notable [wikipedia cream word- they really cream over that subjective word lol aaaaggghh notable aaaaggghh] enjoyable undiscovered vloggers as the mood strikes me
to do list:
disclaimer: honest irreverent thoughts feelings & satire not always to be taken too seriously subject to change without notice depending on my mood. apologies for errors & omissions.
whats the point in updating when last update didnt fix the problem. & its not a good time to update because if the update is incompatible with the operating system then you have to update the operating sysytem & every single software which takes forever..
WordPress #fail is a piece of shit software that doesn’t save titles & forces you to copy paste them 4 times every single time you do anything
blog in progress: do it write
↑ georgegodley.com alexa rank 11 millionth after all that work, duh that makes sense, duh keep posting for nothing while hugh hefner pays mindgeek to ‘manage’ his porn sites so he’s top banana while we bottom.. source: wikipedia
↑ videoblogger.com alexa rank up 10 million to 5 millionth but it’s a bunch of non english speakers so networking w/ buts nuts & sluts to make it more than just a parked page
-plump pumpkin pig pimp dennis hoff gets hbo cable t.v & book publishing deals, “100 million bunnyranch.com alleged monthly views” despite low alexa skank ranks & sucky site.. looks like we in the wrong jizzness, failure’s the thanks we get for self censoring while y’all suckseed prostituting pooty pooper pecker prick pics. source: vice hoff boff interview
–tay zonday vidcon 2011 conversation: “post on a schedule“.. “even if it’s shit? best wait instead of posting just anything? quality over quantity?” “then they won’t come”.
disclaimer: half joking satire. work years unfairly censored to get nothing while uncensored pornographers get everything. duh yea, ok..
On 7 January 2015, at about 11:30 CET (10:30 UTC), two masked gunmen armed with Kalashnikov rifles, a shotgun, and an RPG launcher entered the offices of the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo in Paris. The gunmen fired with automatic weapons, while shouting “Allahu Akbar”, Arabic for “God is great”. Up to 50 shots were fired during the attack. The attack resulted in the deaths of 12 people, including the editor Stéphane “Charb” Charbonnier, eight other Charlie Hebdo employees, and two National Police officers, while at least 11 others were wounded.
production notes: just a rough draft rushed doodle drawn w/ manga nibs less smooth than iso/rapidographs.